Seriously, some people make me stop and think......are they serious!
Let me digress...
I, on a daily basis, go to an unnamed supermarket, to buy snacks for the playgroup my son attends. If I had my way, I wouldnt set foot in that store...period...hence the reason I get a weekly delivery from another unnamed supermarket which is a rival, even though the supermarket I prefer is approx 20 miles away, but, its cheaper, and better quality, even the delivery driver helps me unpack the items and has a 'blether' (Chat in Scots slang!)
Continuing on.....
The playgroup leader asked me to get 25 easter eggs for the children, they are on offer right now, buy 3 for £2,50. My son picked the mini eggs one, big ol chocolate egg with 6 mini eggs inside, good choice son.
So, I put 2 trays of the eggs in my trolley, 12 in each tray, then added another one on top.
Proceeded to check out, informing my son, that no, you cannot have an easter egg right now, you will get them at playgroup at easter time.
Placed one egg on the belt. As checkout operator picked up the egg I told her, I have 25 of those in total.
She stopped, looking at me in utter horror, '25 eggs' she shrieked, 'um, yes' I said.
The next thing I know she is pressing buttons on a box beside her checkout, I am expecting snipers and other armed officers to surround me, but no, it was a SUPERVISOR. WTH is going through my mind, and I actually did mutter W.T.H (this is what happens when you have been on forums for some time, you actually do find yourself saying out loud, forum acronyms, such as saying out loud to husband L.O.L)
Anyway, supervisor says to me 'You have 25 easter eggs?'
'Yes I do, problem?'
'We can only allow 6 per customer'
'Um, where, exactly, does it say that'
'It doesnt....,yet'
'Well, if it doesnt, you can not tell me that I can only have 6'
'One moment please' says supervisor, wanders of and speaks into her headset, now I am really expecting the military to pounce on me.
Supervisor comes back, 'Can I ask why you need 25 eggs'
'Does it matter?' I say, 'Oh, unless you think I am going home right now to overdose on chocolate'
Supervisor is not amused, but mind you, neither am I right now, I could care less!
'The duty manager would like to know' she informs me.
'OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD!!'
pause from both directions, I am now starting to feel like a criminal!
'I need the eggs for 25 children at a playgroup'
Supervisor speaks into headset 'She says......blah blah blah.......ok........ok'
'You can have 15 now'
'Why only 15, you have a whole shelf full of eggs what is the big deal?'
'Duty Manager says we have only so many allocated to us and this is the reason why we only allow 6 per customer'
'Riiiiiiight' still makes no sense when there is an entire shelf full of chocolate eggs!
Brainwave hits me...
'Ok, I will take 15 eggs'
Pay, take 15 eggs to car, go back into store. In my trolley I put in 6 eggs. And I make my way back to the checkout I was at previously. Checkout operator looks in horror. 'I am buying 6 eggs I told her, this is a new transaction, therefore, I am a new customer, pay for the eggs, put them in my car, go back into store and buy 4 eggs.
I feel rather smug with myself, but I realise how much that store pains me!! But if I see another chocolate egg it will be only too soon.
Anyway, I am working on a freebie for you guys, hopefully have it up later today/tonight, if not, tomorrow. Hubby is away tonight to some dinner thing so I have peace to work ;)